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Types of women to avoid!

A good friend of mine is out of town now and me and her are always in touch on BBM. Today morning, as she sat down watching the movie “What Women Want”, she asks me “Samer, Do you know what women want??”

See the thing is, women themselves don’t know what they want want! It’s really that simple.

I thought to myself that would be my next blog post, but i realised its going to end up with absolutely no answer. It was going to be a pointless post because i wasn’t going to get anywhere!! Who the hell knows what women want???? NOBODY!!!

Instead, Enjoy the below list of WOMEN that ALLLL MEN should avoid!!

THE PARTY ANIMAL

Boudoir on Saturday. Zinc on Sunday. Karaoke Night on Monday. 400 on Tuesday. Salsa on Wednesday. People on Thursday. Nassimi on Friday.
Need i say more? These women don’t necessarily need to drink to enjoy their time, but they just like to be out! The idea of staying at home to watch a nice DVD and have some yummy pop corn is out of the question! This girl will go out.. with or without her boyfriend! WOOOOHOOOOO!!


THE PSYCHOTIC ONE

Words are powerful and the word PSYCHO says it all. This woman will take everything to a whole new level. She can be violent. She can sometimes throw things around. She can threaten your life.  She can egg your car or slash your tires. You get the flow, right?
When you come accross such a woman, cut her off. Immediately. Also, pray to God that while u do so, she hasn’t become attached to you. If she has, then you’re screwed. Like really. The late night phone calls. The showing up at your door crying. The threatening.
I know a guy who dated a girl like that once. He wasn’t a happy person. At all. Apparently, the sex was good. Thats bullshit. Sex wouldn’t have been so good if he had woken up one day with his penis chopped off!


THE JEALOUS ONE

All women get jealous. They might not all do it to the same extent, but jealousy is there. Those who claim to not be jealous are simply not that into you. Jealousy is some times cute. I used to find it cute when my ex would get upset if she catches other women looking at me or if some hot chick passes by and i comment about her legs looking good (Yes. Men check out other women. Women also check out other men. Its natural).
Jealousy mostly comes from insecurities. These insecurities could be part of her past or related to the way she looks. Regardless, this woman could be very hurtful. She will go through your stuff. She will go through your phone while you are in the bathroom. If you make a “Boy’s night out” plan, she will probably show up just to make sure that you really are there and not with some other girl.
Jealousy has no cure, so if you happen to be with a girl that is jealous, then you must decide for your self if she is worth the headache. I say she’s not!


THE ATTENTION WHORE

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!! That’s what goes on inside this girl’s head! She will seek attention in every possible way. At a club, at a mall, at a restaurant, no matter where the hell you are, she will do anything possible to get the attention on her! She’s most likely to be one of those girls who put on outrageous outfits and go out in public!
U know what? Ill summarize it with this : The attention whore is a DOUCHEBAGUETTE!!


THE ONE WHO THINKS YOU’RE AN ATM MACHINE

She’s what is commonly known as “High Maintenance”. Men, if you’re ugly looking and YOU KNOW IT, buuuutttt are loaded with cash and find yourselves with one of those women who you drool over or see in porn movies, then you my friends are ATM MACHINES! She’s not with you because you’re sweet. She’s not with you because you’re smart. She’s with you because YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING you dumb fuck! You pay for her make up. You pay for her clothes. You pay so that she gets her nails done. You pay for the hair saloon. You pay for everything. You are a dumb fuck. Like really. BIG DUMB ASS FUCK!


THE ONE THAT NEVER PAYS

No. This one right here is not related to “High Maintenance” mentioned above. This one is simply a girl who neevr offers to pay for anything. She always assumes that dinner, movies, sheesha, drinks, and almost every fucking thing you guys do together is for the MAN to take care off. I once dated a girl like that. It was horrible. HORRIBLE i tell you! She never paid for jack shit. Two weeks was all i could take and then i got the hell out!! See the thing is we MEN will not let you girls pay, but its just that the thought of offering to pay your share or even to get the whole bill every now and then would be super nice. If you, my fellow man, pay for everything, then you should go kill yourself. Now. Go on.


THE ONE THAT’S OBSESSED WITH MARRIAGE

Desperate would describe this girl. This girl is usually in her late 20’s. All her friends are getting married. One after the other. She cries at weddings and gets all emotional at the sight of little kids. She starts thinking about her life. Where she’s been. What she’s done. This is when she realises that her biological clock is ticking and then accepts that shes going to have to go with any guy that wants her, even if she KNOWS he’s a dickhead!!

THE ONE WHO LOVES TO FIGHT

Everything with this girl is a battle. Anything that you or anyone says will be taken out of context and become some sort of insult and then reason to wage war against the world! Men should’nt put up with such behaviour and if they do, then the sex MUST be good!

THE SENSITIVE ONE

Like my good friend Joe Akkawi calls them – WA3!!! Everything is waaaaaaaa3! You need to handle these girls with kid gloves! Wrapping her up in bubble wrap would be a great idea too! Any sort of criticism what so ever will have her in tears. Being with this girl will limit your vocabulary to one word – SORRY.


THE WISE ASS

Women who can hold a conversation are sexy. But there’s a thin line between holding a convo, and talking too much! The wise ass always has something to say. She always has a response to everything. She always has a comment. She’s like your own personal version of Rosie O’Donnell.


THE “BLA BLA BLA”

This kind is the one that talks, and talk, and talk, but says nothing! This is an example of the kind of thing this woman would say:
“OMG, I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS A FRIEND THAT  BOUGHT A BAG  THAT WAS ON SALE BUT YOU SEE THE THING IS THAT IT WASN”T REALLY ON SALE BECAUSE MY OTHER FRIEND HAD SEEN IT EARLIER IN ANOTHER STORE BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA”

Ok, how about you STFU?


 THE EVIL ONE

This woman right here is just plain evil. This woman looks normal, acts normal, and does everything normal. One day, her layers will start to peel off and you will be able to see her true inner self! Although she’s a very rare breed, if you come accross one, run. Run as fast as you can. Run anywhere and dont look back.

If you men out there have had experiences with any of the above, email me your stories at harkous@gmail.com. I’ll compile a list of some of the stories maybe post them next! Go on!

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  1. KM
    July 18, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    hahaha nice one samer..
    ive just tweeted back saying basically all types of girls. every girl should have at least one of the charactaristics mentions… km

  2. July 18, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    Love it!!! Well done…

  3. Paola
    July 18, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    i love u i swear!

  4. July 18, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Bahahahahaaaahahaa 😀

  5. A Bare Truth
    July 19, 2011 at 11:12 am

    I think a couple of categories are missing but these are the extreme phenomenas

    • Samer Harkous
      July 19, 2011 at 11:17 am

      pleeease feel free to share! i can edit and add to those categories! truth is, u cant really categorize women anyways! a new breed will always pop up!

  6. October 11, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    I love this post.

    Btw, I randomly google’d the word douchebag and your post about Douchebags lead me here. Lol

    • Samer Harkous
      October 12, 2011 at 8:36 am

      hehehehe
      glad u like it =)

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