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Reasons to Remain Single

Its been a looooong time since i’ve blogged!! Got caught up with alot of things and was going through a weird phase but now thats all over and here’s a new post!!

Alot of you ladies and gentlemen are single. Some are so because they enjoy the single life. Other have just not found the right one. Whatever your reason maybe, there are positives and negatives about being single.

Today, i shall share with you some of the good things about being single. i used google to find some and posted reasons of my own as well.

Oh and this doesn’t mean i support being single. No. I personally think that there’s nothing better than to love and be loved! But that’s only as long as you do it with the right person.

  • You can do whatever you want.
  • You can do WHOever you want.
  • Everything you have is yours.
  • When buying yummy food, you don’t need to buy twice as much
  • Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
  • You decide what to shave. And when.
  • You can orgasm when you want. With whoever you want
  • You save money on Valentines, anniversaries, etc. Extra dough for single life activities! Booya!
  • No anniversaries to remember
  • You can walk around naked. Anytime.
  • You don’t have to share anything.
  • You don’t have to change your life
  • The only insecurities to deal with are your own
  • More time to spend with your friends
  • If you wanna go out for a drive at 3am, no one asks why
  • You can date more freely.
  • The cute girl next door is game
  • You own the remote control
  • No annoying habits to deal with
  • The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own
  • You don’t need to explain everything you do/say
  • The only person that you spend your money on is you.
  • Nobody to criticize your every move
  • Theres only one way to do things – your way
  • You can fart at will
  • You can burp at will
  • Dinner can be as simple as a steak sandwich from Subway
  • You don’t have to share your bed with anyone
  • You can eat in bed.
  • Less pressure about body weight
  • It’s ok to look (and flirt)
  • The only mood swings you have to deal with are yours
  • There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That’s 6,500 x 1 million. Oh Yeeeeaaaaaah.
  • Porn is cheaper, easier and comes in varieties
  • You don’t need to deal with “compliment fishing”
  • Less “Phone attached to ears” moments
  • No endless nagging
  • You never have to answer the phone “RIGHT NOOOOOOOW!!”
  • You can leave the door open when you shower
  • You decide how long it takes to get ready
  • NO goodbyes. NO hearts aches. NO dumping and being dumped.
  • You can be the wild friend with all the juicy stories
  • You can still get laid. Maybe more often. With a wider variety
  • You get to pick where to go
  • You don’t need to fake liking a gift
  • You don’t need to fake liking his/her friends
  • You can leave your dirty clothes anywhere
  • You choose the music you listen to
  • No need to pretend being interested in things that you couldn’t possibly give a shit less about
  • Peace of mind. All day. Every day
  • Any night is Boys Night Out/Girls Night Out
  • Everything is about you. You. You. You.
  • You have more time to spend with family
  • You can drink what you want. Where you want. As much as you want
  • Trust issues are  no longer an issue
  • Bye Bye to compromising
  • Casual Sex. Shit loads of that if you’re lucky.
  • You have your own social identity
  • You can have male/female friends without having to explain that nothing is going on.
  • Bye Bye to grumpiness
  • You don’t need to stroke any egos
  • You can focus on your career
  • Loneliness hurts less than a broken heart
  • You can have both arm rests to your self at the movies
  • When you are single, you realise you are an asset. Not a liability
  • You learn to master the art of Drunk Texting
  • You can announce when you think any girl/guy is hot without worrying about the back lash!
  • This one is for the boys : 1pm: Arrive to mall. 1:05pm : Enter Store. 1:07pm Acquire Item 1:10pm Pay for item 1:15pm Leave mall
  • No one rips your heart out and spits on it
  • Bye Bye to the embarrassment of buying condoms from a Mo7ajjaba at some pharmacy
  • Bye Bye to the recurring nightmare where you’re with a group of friends, making a joke, and all of a sudden, hear the dreaded seven words of Fun Death: “I can’t believe you just said that”.
  • Relationships usually mean loss of party-life. Stay single. Party your ass off
  • Cooking your own meals would be an adventure. Not a punishment.
  • You never have to explain why you’re wearing “that” top with “those” pants
  • You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week.
If you have some reasons of your own to share, plz do share.
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  1. Shereen Hindia
    November 27, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    I think u have listed it all and more ! Going 2 celebrate for every number on that list 😀

    • Samer Harkous
      November 27, 2011 at 12:51 pm

      Enjoy Shiro! xoxoxoxox

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